February 2012
the-last-enemy:
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
mystinkybutt:
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 second
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Peeta: So that day, in music assembly, the teacher asked who knew the valley song. Your hand shot right up in the air. She stood you up on a stool and had you sing it for us. And I swear, every bird outside the windows fell silent...and right when your song ended, I knew you probably had the worst voice I'd ever heard.
Katniss: Oh.
Peeta: True story.
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Peeta: You love me. Real or not real?
Katniss: Not Real.
peeta: hey katniss i could give you 50 reasons why i should be the one you choose
well all those other guys
well they're strong and cool
but would they lose a leg for you